Partying with no budget

If I had no budget to throw a party I would go all out. The party would take place at my mansion, located in Hollywood Hills. Almost every room will have at least one wall that is all window, over looking the amazing Los Angeles view. My backyard will be large, with multiple lounge areas for my guests. As my guests arrive I will have waiters all around, ready to meet their every request. There will be a full bar and bartenders, for those who choose to drink. The food will be steak, chicken, salmon, mashed potato, grilled vegetables, and salads of all kinds. Along with the main course finger food will be served, such as pigs in a blanket, stuffed mushroom, mini sandwiches, spinach dip with chips, shrimp, and meat balls. Their will be a room dedicated to desserts. Cupcakes, cake pops, chocolate fountain, macaroons, candy, milkshakes, ice cream, brownies, fruits, and so much more will be given. Preparing the food will be the finest chef in Los Angeles. The dance floor will be in the large living room, where the dj will play the music of the guests' choice which will be heard through the house and yard. Throughout the weekend long party performances from Beyonce, Lady Gaga, and Miley Cyrus will take place. Since the party will last through the weekend, guests will be given "freshen up bags" at midnight, these bags have a tooth brush, tooth paste, comb, razor, shaving cream, soap, and anything one would need to freshen up. For the women of the party comfortable flats will be provided, for when their heels hurt from all the dancing. To keep guests entertained there will be trapeze acts coming down from the high ceilings. For all the cars that will be coming there will be a charge free valet services and to ensure the safety of the guests there will be security guards all around. Upon leaving the party the guests will be handed gift bags full of top of the line products. For the women there will be facial products, a piece of Tiffany jewelry, a large bottle of perfume, and a $1,000 American Express gift card. For the men there will be mini bottles of alcohol, a trimmer, keys to their new car, and a $1,000 American Express gift card. I feel that if one is  extremely rich it is important to give a luxurious gift bag as a way to say "thank you for coming". It would cost a lot of money to pull all this together, but you cannot put a price on a good party.